It’s almost easier done than said, and you know the best part of all this? It’s FREE, and there’s no nose-twitching involved! The concept is so simple: just download and install the Genie software, then use your favorite search engine, such as Google^® or Yahoo!^®, to search for items that interest you and MyShoppingGenie pops up a list of results from major online search engines like Amazon, eBay, Overstock, Shopping.com, Walmart, Target, and Google Product Search “Compare”, as well as local businesses. In fact, you don’t have to go to a search engine—just press Ctrl-G on your keyboard and your Genie pops up instantly! The Genie works with both Internet Explorer and Firefox on Windows XP and Vista.

The best part is this technology is free to download and use, and is the first of its kind. C’mon, what else do you know of that pre-empts all the search engines! Just go to www.theundergroundgenie.com and download YOUR own Shopping Genie today! ]]> http://bargainbuylines.com/40/the-underground-genie/feed/ http://bargainbuylines.com/37/amazing-closeout-sale/ http://bargainbuylines.com/37/amazing-closeout-sale/#comments Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:11:26 +0000 Diva http://bargainbuylines.com/?p=37 All good things must come to an end, and ISISPORT SPORTSWEAR is closing its outlet store. Which means one day of an amazing sale.

Literally everything must go, and you will find exceptional deals at up to 75-90% off. We arent kidding you! Expect to find items retailing for $200 yours truly for just $15. Some even as low as $5!

If you are looking for a deal, you HAVE to come by before everything is gone! This is a one day huge blowout sale, and when the day is done, nothing more will be sold. Be sure to bring a friend, or family, cause you can’t afford to miss out on this!

Swing by ISISPORT at 14208 Marsh Lane in Addison.

Sale begins at 10am, Saturday, Sept 27th with Sue Goldstein LIVE on the Air from 11-Noon.

Here’s your chance to go SHOPPING WITH THE DIVA!!

Sue Goldstein and her co-host Jack Bishop will be broadcasting LIVE from the store beginning at 11am on 1160 AM, KCVE. So its a perfect time to swing by and get to meet the Diva of Discounts live and in person. Ask shopping questions, order her brand new book, see a demonstration of the best online shopping technology on the market; There’s lots to do and see!

5 Min Chocolate Mug Cake

• 4 tbsp Flour
• 4 tbsp sugar
• 2tbsp cocoa
• 1 egg
• 3tbps milk
• 3 tbsp oil
• Small splash of vanilla
• 3 tbsp choc. chips (optional
• 1 Large Coffee Mug

Add the dry ingredients to mug; mix well. Add in egg and mix thoroughly. Pour in milk and oil; Mix. Add chocolate chips (if desired) and vanilla, and mix again.

Place mug in microwave and cook 3 min at 1000 watts power. The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don’t be alarmed. Allow to cool, and tip out onto plate or eat right from the mug.

Voila! Warm, rich and delicious 5 minute chocolate cake!

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.

He asked her,’Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?’ The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn’t expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.

Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: ‘Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.’

This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.

Today before you say an unkind word -
Think of someone who can’t speak.

Before you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone who has nothing to eat.
Before you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone who’s crying out to GOD for a companion.
Today before you complain about life -Think of someone who went too early to heaven.
Before you complain about your children -Think of someone who desires children but they’re barren.
Before you argue about your dirty house someone didn’t clean or sweep -Think of the people who are living in the streets.
Before whining about the distance you drive-Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.
And when you are tired and complain about your job -Think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your job.
But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another -Remember that not one of us is without sin and we all answer to one MAKER.
And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down -Put a smile on your face and thank GOD you’re alive and still around.

BANANAS: Protects your heart, Quiets a cough, Strengthens bones, Controls blood pressure Blocks diarrhea

BEANS: Prevents constipation, Helps hemorrhoids, Lowers cholesterol, Combats cancer, Stabilizes blood sugar

BEETS: Controls blood pressure, Combats cancer, Strengthens bones, Protects your heart, Aids weight loss

BLUEBERRIES: Combats cancer, Protects your heart, Stabilizes blood sugar, Boosts memory, Prevents constipation

BROCCOLI: Strengthens bones, Saves eyesight, Combats cancer, Protects your heart, Controls blood pressure

CANTALOUPE: Saves eyesight, Controls blood pressure Lowers cholesterol, Combats cancer, Supports immune system,

CARROTS: Saves eyesight, Protects your heart, Prevents constipation, Combats cancer, Promotes weight loss

CAULIFLOWER: Protects against Prostate Cancer, Combats Breast Cancerm Strengthens bonesm Banishes bruises, Guards against heart disease

CHILLI PEPPERS: Aids digestion, Soothes sore throat, Clears sinuses, Combats Cancer, Boosts immune system

FISH: Protects your heart, Boosts memory, Protects your heart, Combats Cancer, Supports immune system

FLAX: Aids digestion, Battles diabetes, Protects your heart, Improves mental health Boosts immune system

GARLIC: Lowers cholesterol, Controls blood pressure, Combats cancer, kills bacteria, Fights fungus

GRAPEFRUIT: Protects against heart attacks,  Promotes Weight los, Helps stops strokes, Combats Prostate Cancer, Lowers cholesterol

GREEN TEA: Combats cancer, Protects your heart, Helps stops strokes, Promotes Weight loss, Kills bacteria

LEMONS: Combats cancer, Protects your heart, Controls blood pressure, Smoothes skin, Stops scurvy

LIMES: Combats cancer, Protects your heart Controls blood pressure Smoothes skin Stops scurvy

MANGOES: Combats cancer, Boosts memory, Regulates thyroid, aids digestion, Shields against Alzheimer’s

MUSHROOMS: Controls blood pressure, Lowers cholesterol, Kills bacteria, Combats cancer, Strengthens bones

OATS: Lowers cholesterol, Combats cancer Battles diabetes prevents constipation Smoothes skin
olive oil Protects your heart Promotes Weight loss Combats cancer Battles diabetes Smoothes skin
onions Reduce risk of heart attack Combats cancer Kills bacteria Lowers cholesterol Fights fungus
oranges Supports immune systems Combats cancer, Protects your heart, Straightens respiration

PEACHES: Prevents constipation, Combats cancer, Helps stops strokes, aids digestion, Helps hemorrhoids 

PEANUTS: Protects against heart disease,  Promotes Weight loss, Combats Prostate Cancer, Lowers cholesterol, aggravates
diverticulitis 

PINEAPPLE: Strengthens bones, Relieves colds, Aids digestion, Dissolves warts, Blocks diarrhea

PRUNES: Slows aging process, prevents constipation, boosts memory, Lowers cholesterol, Protects against heart disease

RICE: Protects your heart, Battles diabetes, Conquers kidney stones, Combats cancer, Helps stops strokes

TOMATOES: Protects prostate, Combats cancer, Lowers cholesterol, Protects your heart  

WALNUTS: Lowers cholesterol, Combats cancer, boosts memory, Lifts mood, Protects against heart disease

WHEAT GERM: Combats Colon Cancer, prevents constipation, Lowers cholesterol, Helps stops strokes, improves digestion

WHEAT BRAN: Combats Colon

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring
the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it turns green.
When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his
forehead.
Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond … Dumb ass.

From the Pulpit

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke- Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?

A little girl sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, “As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!”

That pretty much ended the service –

Kills fleas instantly…Dawn dishwashing liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog’s bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Good-bye fleas.

Rainy day cure for dog odor …Next time your dog comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh.

Did You Know tha t drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately– without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional “pain relievers.”

Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns.

Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints. They’ll clear up your stuffed nose.

Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles.

Sore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 table s poon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.

Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly– even though the product was never been advertised for this use.

Honey remedy for skin blemishes .  Cover the blemish with a dab of honey and place a Band-Aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin sterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight.

Listerine therapy for toenail fungus. Get rid of unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouthwash. The powerful antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again.

Easy eyeglass protection… To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of Maybelline Crystal Clear nail polish to the threads of the screws before tightening them.

Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer … If menacing bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can’t find the insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground instantly.

Smart splinter remover.   Just pour a drop of Elmer’s Glue-All over the splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter sticks to the dried glue.

Hunt’s tomato paste boil cure ..cover the boil with Hunt’s tomato paste as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothe the pain and bring the boil to a head.

Balm for broken blisters… To disinfect a broken blister, dab on a few drops of Listerine.   A powerful antiseptic.

Vinegar to heal bruises … Soak a cotton ball in white vinegar and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness and speeds up the healing process.

Quaker Oats for fast pain relief… It’s not for breakfast any more! Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain.

1) Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
          -  Mark  Twain

2) I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
          - Winston  Churchill

3) A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
          -  George Bernard Shaw

 4) Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have  for dinner.
          - James Board, Civil  Libertarian (1994)

  5) Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
          - Douglas Casey,  Classmate of Bill Clinton at

                                          Georgetown University

6) Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
          - P.J. O’Rourke, Civil Libertarian 

7) Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:  If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize  it.
          -  Ronald Reagan (1986)

 8) I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
          - Will Rogers

  9) If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s  free.
         -  P.J. O’Rourke

 10) In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
          - Voltaire (1764)

11) Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you
        - Pericles (430  B.C)

12) No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
           - Mark Twain (1866)

 13) Talk is cheap … except when Congress does it.
          -  Unknown

 14) The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
          -  Winston Churchill 

 15) What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
          -  Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995)

16) A government big enough to give you everything you want,